ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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