I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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