i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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