Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
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