question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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