just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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