i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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