Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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