their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
So here I am, sexting at work.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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