they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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