Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
My vagina is very pro this idea
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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