How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I just gift wrapped bread.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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