you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
my poor anus
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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