He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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