idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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