someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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