is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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