ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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