I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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