So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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