Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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