so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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