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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
It's shark week go big or go home
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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