she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
