I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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