I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize
