you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Randomize
