I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Randomize
