"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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