Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
