1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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