After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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