I want to walk on stilts...naked
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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