how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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