You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Ketchup is God's man juice
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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