Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
