Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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