Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
