3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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