you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
pop tarts are not kleenex
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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