Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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