She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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