Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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