remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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