i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
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