I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Randomize
