Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
It's never too late to be topless.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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