So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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