So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I wish there were birth control emojis
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Who died my cat blue again?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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