we're blogging at a bar
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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