brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Life is so much better after having sex.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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