he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I just googled if crying burns calories
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Randomize
