As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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