Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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