I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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