We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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