Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
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