is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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